Posts with tag humour
Essential advice for druids
Apr 23rd, 2006
Play a druid? Ever confused about which form to use when? Or do you want a handy howto to give others when they
ask you, in catform, to heal? Alamo's Druid Guide, or rather "Alamo teechs u 2 play
DURID!", can help -- it's been recently reposted on the forums. Here's a sample excerpt:OK LISSEN Almo noes about sum durid things sinse the baginning. Maybe B4 durids was week & stuff but now Durids is very storng.
1) OK, Sum durids is bare
2) Tehm whos bare durids, can B 4 tank:
ONLY DURID DON’T HAF SUM PEEPS IN THE HEAD AND A GUNZ LOL!
3) Man, sum bare druids can maek sum peeps poop in feer bc/ tehms so storng.
4) Bare druids is not so good at uh moonfare spam but its OK b/c a bare durid haf many armors &
when a thing hits durid, maybe thing gets borken hand LOL!
5) Bare durids is 4 funs when u can charje & stun & haf sum armors lol.
Indispensible advice for life. Thanks, Alamo!
[Via Wonderland]
You take my breath (bar) away
Apr 19th, 2006
The Onion has published a
humorous love letter which makes sense to any WoW player, though it has a poignant side. Sometimes it's hard to
understand life without WoW -- just as it's hard to decipher the terminology any Azeroth resident is steeped in -- and
relationships bridging the chasm can have their problems.Ever tried to convince your other half to see the setting sun in Southshore rather than go out on the town? If your love life is eerily like this, perhaps it's time to reconsider your priorities. However, I know plenty of couples who play together and find it a good way to spend time together -- perhaps you can get your other half interested, though mine is quite happy not sharing this particular hobby.
[Via Joystiq]
WoW Olympics?
Feb 26th, 2006
Aggro Me suggests a list
of MMOlympic events that players could compete for -- ranging from a camping competition to a tricky roleplay race. Some
more WoW-specific events that we're all longing to see:- Chest Competition -- Juggle bag space and run speed as you try to collect all the treasure chests in a zone; no dwarves allowed!
- Auction House Wheeler Dealing -- Pit your salesmanship skills as you compete to sell AH items in the Trade channel for a profit
- Hunt the Ninja -- Run instances with PuGs; try to be the first to find a ninja-free group
- Survivability -- Level 1 characters race from their starting area to the furthest capital city via high-level zones; first through the gates alive wins!
[via Wonderland]
WoW as birth control?
Feb 9th, 2006
We've seen happy stories of families that play
together, but this parody video looks at one advantage of getting your partner hooked on WoW; free birth control.
It's reasonably old, but funny nonetheless.
(Note: WoW Insider does not promote this method as a 100% failsafe contraceptive; after all, you've got to do something while in the BG queue.)
(Note: WoW Insider does not promote this method as a 100% failsafe contraceptive; after all, you've got to do something while in the BG queue.)
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Arena season 4 ending, season 5 to begin December 17th
Debuff limit removed
Chinese MMO accused of stealing art from World of Warcraft, others
Realms up after extended maintenance
Downtime extended to 1 O'Clock PST
Scattered Shots: Normal dungeon gear for Hunters in Wrath of the Lich King
The Queue: Shields, forums, and more on raid difficulty
Wrath Dailies: Preparing for the Worst
The Queue: Trinkets, sigils and death by Orcs
Encrypted Text: Emblem of Heroism rewards for Rogues
