
It's that time of the month again ladies and gentlemen. It's September 1st, so the
Consortium are offering up
free gems once more. Most of us probably know how this works by now, but if you don't, we're here to help. If you have any reputation above Neutral with the Consortium and aren't Level Worthless (a joke, I promise),
Gezhe at Aeris Landing in southwest Nagrand has free gems for you. You can find him just north of that freaky diamond mountain
Oshu'gun. Your freebies depend on how high your reputation is with the Consortium.
- Friendly gives you a Gem-Stuffed Envelope. The fact that the gems are tucked in an envelope says, "You are worth so little to us that we threw your gems into the nearest, cheapest container without concern for whether or not your gems would come back out intact."
- Honored gives you an Unmarked Bag of Gems. This says, "We like you enough to give your gems a little more protection, but not enough to let others see that we speak to urchins such as you."
- Revered gives you a Bulging Sack of Gems. The Consortium knows quite well that most denizens of Azeroth and beyond subscribe to the bigger is better mantra. This enormous, bulging sack is most likely full of the worst possible gems you could ever dream of, but at least there's a lot of them!
- Exalted will net you a Bag of Premium Gems. Unfortunately, the Ethereals have only just started learning Common, so occasionally they get their word order confused. It should actually be a 'Premium Bag of Gems.' It's a very nice bag. The gems? Not always so great.
Hey, at least green quality gems are worth something nowadays! Back in
my day, we farmed all of that Consortium reputation simply for the
privilege of vendoring those gems! You crazy kids and your useful green jewels. Wait, it's still my day, isn't it? Well then, off to Aeris Landing!
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
9-01-2008 @ 11:54AM
recrudesce said...
Brilliant Glass ftw !
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9-01-2008 @ 12:49PM
Peter Ellis said...
"Bag of premium gems" is the correct word order. It implies thet you have a bag of high quality gems, as compared to the bag of lower quality gems you got at Revered. "Premium bag of gems" implies that the bag itself is of high quality. Not something I'm exactly interested in, no matter how good the stitching.
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9-01-2008 @ 1:17PM
Balius said...
You get more gems as your reputation increases, not better quality. Each of those gems is just as likely to be blue when you're honored as when you're exalted, you just have more chances with more gems in the bag.
So what changes is that the bag is bigger, not what's inside.
9-01-2008 @ 1:18PM
Malkeior said...
Welcome to the joke, nothing like getting a Bag of Premium gems and getting nothing but Talasites.
9-01-2008 @ 1:54PM
Graham said...
That was the whole joke. He said it was a nice bag, not something he was interested in.
9-02-2008 @ 5:22AM
xmanii said...
Ugh, I hate it when I forget to do this quest.
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9-02-2008 @ 12:22PM
Eagan said...
You know, I just opened my bag from last month a few days ago. Three Talasite :D
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9-02-2008 @ 3:59PM
dphyled said...
Is it determined by your rep at the beginning of the month, or at the time you go to pick up the gems? Like, if you hit exalted in the first week of the month, then went to get your gems after that, would you get the bag of premium gems?
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9-05-2008 @ 9:08PM
SeanOr101 said...
Arrg, I got ripped off the last two months. Revered and only green gems again!
Ohs wells, dem the breaks.
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