Let's take a look at the personalities and platforms of the candidates, shall we?

A. Hello Kitty (London, England): Hello Kitty believes that friendship is the key to peace and economic stability. If elected, she promises to hold free friendship seminars and events, including trust falls, group therapy, communal gardening and a buddy system. Other key issues in her platform include the "Cookies for Love" campaign, fair market prices, and staying in school. If elected, she will be bringing Charmmy Kitty on as her advisor.
B. Chococat (the Choco-choco house): Chococat's background lies in information and communication. Chococat wants to invest money into the research and development of character modifications, from prophetic tails to hair color buffs and more. Other concerns include the preservation of chocolate supplies and combating homelessness through chocolate. If elected, Chococat has chosen to work with the Duckies.
C. Badtz-Maru (Born today! - Gorgeoustown): While B-M may look like he has an attitude, he has a real passion for animals. As such, his platform primarily consists of conservation, pet-raising, and the acquisition of new pets. He will work hard to provide "a pet for every citizen" because pets "are our future." Badtz-Maru will also be starting up several music programs, including "Music of Combat." Pochi will of course accompany B-M in his leadership duties.
D. Keroppi (Donut Pond): Keroppi wants to introduce his "Sports for Sports" campaign if elected. He believes that sports help you develop a strong and co-operative disposition, and intends to teach that "what goes around, comes around" using boomerang tournaments. Keroppi will also be starting up swimming programs, and borrowing Hello Kitty's buddy system plans. If Keroppi wins, he will be bringing Pochacco as his second-in-command. Together, they will whip you into shape and train you as PvP-experts!E. The write-in option: You may check E in the polls and write in a favorite in the comments. With enough write-ins, your reluctant favorite might consider stepping up as a leader!



















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
4-01-2008 @ 9:54AM
Mike Schramm said...
My favorite is definitely Keroppi. Grab your axe and fight the Badtz!
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4-01-2008 @ 10:41AM
Flavio said...
Onward to Victory, Keroppi!
4-01-2008 @ 9:57AM
fiercedeity91 said...
Chococat FTW!!!1!
This is the best April Fool's ever.
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4-01-2008 @ 10:04AM
Bosswally said...
I vote for turpster
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4-01-2008 @ 10:05AM
Muragg said...
I agree with #3
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4-01-2008 @ 10:06AM
thebitterfig said...
write in:Warchief Thrall. Thrall pwns kittens.
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4-01-2008 @ 10:20AM
Ryan Carter said...
I'm not sure whether to ROFLMAO or throw-up. Mad props, that is all, mad props.
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4-01-2008 @ 10:33AM
jappaex said...
Badtz-maru owns you all imo. lol. i lol'd irl. rofl. lmao.
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4-01-2008 @ 10:41AM
Tenchan said...
Won't somebody think of the duckies?!
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4-01-2008 @ 11:15AM
Psychosis said...
Mike Schramm for flower kingdom leader!
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4-01-2008 @ 11:32AM
Kyle said...
I wrote in Deery Lou.
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4-01-2008 @ 4:26PM
Sean Riley said...
A vote for Hello Kitty is a vote for honor! Lok'thar!
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4-01-2008 @ 5:14PM
ADam Cotter said...
I dun understand why when you eat cheese the tire on the duck shortcircuit on the track with the evil babies eating money rims go crazy
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