Every Thursday, Well Fed Buff will be serving up the tastiest dishes to boost your HP and stats, just in time for your weekend gaming.
Hands down, the best recipe in all of World of Warcraft is Savory Deviate Delight. I will hear no arguments or opinions on this. I decided to try making it for dinner. I don't know what happened. All of a sudden there was a loud "Yaaarrr!" And my friend turned into a pirate in a puff of smoke. It was absolutely incredible. Your results may vary.
Savory Deviate Delight is always in demand. It can turn players into a Human pirate or a ninja for an hour. It doesn't really benefit the player in anyway, but who wouldn't want to be a pirate or a ninja. The Savory Deviate Delight Recipe randomly drops in the Barrens. The materials for the in-game version are Deviate Fish which can be caught in pools in the Barrens Oases and Mild Spices which can be purchased from cooking and trade vendors. Wowhead lists auction house buyout prices of 36 gold for the recipe and 63 silver for the individual consumables.
The real-life version is somewhat more complicated than the in-game rendition. Read on for my Savory Deviate Delight recipe. Get it while it's hot!

While there are many fish that can be considered deviates, none are as delicious as salmon.
Materials:
1 Large Vidalia onion
4 salmon fillets
1/4 cup seafood seasoning
all-purpose flour
2 inches of oil to fry plus 1 tablespoon
1 teaspoon fresh garlic, minced
salt and pepper
Louisiana Red Pepper Sauce (with lemon juice)
- Slice onions as thinly as you can and sprinkle the seafood seasoning over the onions.
- Spread the onions in a single layer on a cookie sheet for about 20 to 30 minutes. Drain off the excess juice.
- Mix onion slices with ample enough flour to keep them from sticking together and forming a big lump.
- Heat about 2 inches of oil to 400 degrees and add the onion slices (a few at a time), frying them until golden.
- Remove the onions and drain on paper towels, repeating until all have been fried; set aside.
- Rub fresh garlic into the salmon fillets.
- Salt and pepper the salmon to taste.
- In a skillet heat about 1 Tablespoon of oil over medium heat and cook the salmon for three minutes on each side (or until the salmon is cooked through).
- Place a bed of crispy onion rings in the middle of each plate.
- Top salmon with red pepper sauce.
- Garnish with lemon.
Serves 4
instead of the salmon for my dinner. It was adequately delicious. The bed of onions is also a perfect addition for dishes like Beer Basted Boar Ribs, Tender Wolf Steak, and Buzzard Bites. Enjoy- Yaaargh!
WTB Someone to clean my kitchen.
Special thanks to my lovely model. Really, the transition was amazing!

















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
2-28-2008 @ 2:07PM
SimpleSurvival said...
there is nothing deviate about salmon...
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2-28-2008 @ 2:15PM
Rich said...
There is nothing savory about Salmon....
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But if I liked salmon that might be a good recipe. I might try it with another fish.
2-28-2008 @ 2:10PM
darkmatter said...
AAAAAH! My eyes! It buuurns! Now I'll need an eyepatch as well. No, make that two eyepatches.
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2-28-2008 @ 2:50PM
Matthew Rossi said...
Don't worry, man, it's not like you'll get to look at too many women up close with your attitude.
2-28-2008 @ 3:18PM
Arabelli said...
Mr. Rossi, this is why you are my favorite blogger. You're so not afraid to call out the poopypants.
2-28-2008 @ 2:20PM
r.a-c.r. said...
Veggie chicken patties are more devious than salmon.
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2-28-2008 @ 2:23PM
Mr. Applebutter said...
That pic is horrifying. At least it is accurate in the sense that most WoW players are pasty fat and unattractive.
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2-28-2008 @ 2:55PM
Warcloud said...
She looks fine. And who said she's a WoW player?
2-28-2008 @ 7:08PM
Psychosis said...
i'm sure we would get the same feeling if YOU posted a picture of yourself on the internet
you lose 0.5 inches of e-peenage
your e-peenage dies
you fail
whats wrong with the woman in the picture?
i guess these 12 year olds who live in their parents basements prefer the women on certain videos on the internet. but i'm not for the finger down throat approach.
on the original subject at hand that looks like an awesome dish, its a shame i suck at cooking :)
2-28-2008 @ 2:25PM
draeth said...
Yea she is rocking them thunder thighs lawl
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2-28-2008 @ 3:53PM
jamphat said...
stormchops, if you will
2-28-2008 @ 2:28PM
Ilovebeans said...
She is certainly well fed....
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2-28-2008 @ 2:36PM
LFD said...
lol, am I missing something? What's wrong with the girl in the pic? I guess I'm the only one who likes his women to look a bit healthy.
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2-28-2008 @ 2:38PM
darkmatter said...
I'm sorry to burst your bubble but she's a bit over the healthy mark :p
2-28-2008 @ 2:43PM
Milktub said...
Am I the only person who really, really hates my groupmates eating Deviate Delight? It's kind of annoying when you're in an instance with skeletons and half your party is also a skeleton.
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2-28-2008 @ 5:28PM
Manasmith said...
That is noggenfogger. =\
2-29-2008 @ 9:35AM
Diviciaca said...
I'm with you man.
2-28-2008 @ 2:54PM
Xaneth said...
I guess it's virtual cool to insult someone else's appearance behind the anonymity provided by the intarweb's. I personally find her quite attractive.
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3-02-2008 @ 12:48AM
Kaylek said...
It's a legitimate complaint to say that she doesn't have the figure for that skirt. Maybe some pirate capris next time...
2-28-2008 @ 2:55PM
Ryan Carter said...
What a bunch of trolls who don't read. She looks great, maybe once try reading the post instead of being brainless.
Excellent post (and pic)!
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