Verne Troyer is a Gnome Mage; no one is surprised
Back when Blizzard released the new World of Warcraft ads featuring Mr. T and William Shatner, it also announced that a Verne Troyer ad was forthcoming. It's finally here, and it turns out that, like Jean-Claude Van Damme, Mini-Me is a Mage!
If you liked the first two English-language WoW TV spots, you'll like this one, though I don't think it's quite as exciting because we all knew what was coming; he's a Gnome. What a surprise! It's still awesome and you should all check it out. I don't need to tell you that, though, do I?
I'm still holding out for The Hoff. What class would he be, I wonder? And if they could get Schwarzenegger, they'd have to create a Governator class. Hey, they already made a Mohawk class for Mr. T. Okay, this is getting silly and I'm getting carried away!
[Thanks, Chris!]
If you liked the first two English-language WoW TV spots, you'll like this one, though I don't think it's quite as exciting because we all knew what was coming; he's a Gnome. What a surprise! It's still awesome and you should all check it out. I don't need to tell you that, though, do I?
I'm still holding out for The Hoff. What class would he be, I wonder? And if they could get Schwarzenegger, they'd have to create a Governator class. Hey, they already made a Mohawk class for Mr. T. Okay, this is getting silly and I'm getting carried away!
[Thanks, Chris!]

















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
12-17-2007 @ 9:41PM
TotalBiscuit said...
As exploitative as that is, it's damn funny. IMHO, the best yet.
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12-17-2007 @ 9:48PM
SaintStryfe said...
It's predictable, but damn the Action shots looked great
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12-17-2007 @ 9:54PM
Smalls said...
Too bad it was so...
SHORT!
zing!
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12-17-2007 @ 9:55PM
Samuel Axon said...
*THWAP!*
=p
12-17-2007 @ 9:58PM
icer said...
i thought for sure he was gonna b a rogue
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12-17-2007 @ 9:59PM
Ichigo said...
haha. oh man, he even looks like a gnome mage.
Poor devil.
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12-17-2007 @ 10:05PM
Artemis11 said...
Hah, best one yet. xD
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12-17-2007 @ 10:06PM
roguedubb said...
The Hoff would have to be a human rogue: they look like total mugs and are full of themselves.
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12-17-2007 @ 10:57PM
Bresh said...
Naw, The Hoff has to be a BE... something. I can't quite pick out the class. Maybe a hunter. Too pretty to fight on his own, he sends his faithful and adoring rabid (fans) wolf in while he stands back and primps and preens.
The Schwarz almost has to be a Tauren Warrior.
12-18-2007 @ 3:39AM
Ichigo said...
Hoff would so be a Male Blood Elf Paladin.
12-18-2007 @ 7:16AM
Jeccius said...
@9 - hunter with a black panther (with the KIT eyes :D)
12-18-2007 @ 10:52PM
benjin said...
Hoff would be a warlock, he could summon his pimp black ride at will.
12-17-2007 @ 10:12PM
Rich said...
I still think it would have been funny if the gnome mage toon got drunk and pee'd in the corner.
Overall, it was pretty good.
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12-17-2007 @ 10:22PM
Dark Yoshi said...
I'm surprised. I thought he would be a Warlock or Rogue.
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12-17-2007 @ 10:27PM
Varshak said...
If they could get Chuck Norris to do one of these... the world would probably explode.
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12-17-2007 @ 10:41PM
Chris Anthony said...
"I'm Chuck Norris, and I'm a WoW in-joke." :)
12-18-2007 @ 10:02AM
ThorinII said...
More like, "I'm Chuck Norris and I'm a huge joke."
Chuck Norris = Has been that should never have been
12-17-2007 @ 10:44PM
Krystalle Voecks said...
I'm still waiting for "I'm Chris Walken.... and I'm an Undead Warlock."
It needs to be done.
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12-17-2007 @ 10:55PM
Samuel Axon said...
Oh my God, that would be amazing. I would cry.
"I've got a fever, and the only prescription...is more soul shards!"
12-19-2007 @ 12:16AM
Bionic808 said...
Heck YES!!!! :D!!!