Forum Post of the Day: Class haikus

Posted Sep 14th 2007 11:00AM by Mike Schramm
Filed under: Fan stuff, Virtual selves, Humor, Classes, Talents

Who knew that Warcraft
players were such poets? Here's
a thread of haiku.

All classes are here,
Even that class full of noobs--
You know which that is.

Pretty impressive,
Forum posters. Next up, let's
try writing sonnets.

Tags: classes, forums, haiku, poetry, silly, sonnets

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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)

9-14-2007 @ 11:06AM

Paw said...

Slow news day?

9-14-2007 @ 11:14AM

Queuetip said...

Shut the hell up, Paw
Your ass is grass and I am
A big lawnmower

9-14-2007 @ 11:15AM

Horgarth said...

Drop my totems and pray.
Will the fight end before they do?
Is resurrect ready to go?

9-14-2007 @ 11:30AM

Vestras said...

Friend to nature now
Moonkin calls forth the moon light
Cast and Heal and Change

9-14-2007 @ 11:55AM

Baluki said...

Shamans tried before
to write haikus of their issues
See the link below

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html;jsessionid=206AB5A7D763CC81C2C093E00C6BA56A?topicId=93971333&sid=1&pageNo=1

9-14-2007 @ 12:08PM

Buuty said...

My frost mage AoE haiku

Cast Mana Shield, Frost
Nova, Blink away, Blizzard
Blizzard, Cone of Cold

9-14-2007 @ 12:08PM

Goldwolf said...

Even a warlock
Destroyer of most life-forms
Can write a haiku

9-14-2007 @ 12:16PM

irishstu said...

AB, AB, Scorch
Like autumn leaves I change my spec
Yearn for coldness still

9-14-2007 @ 12:18PM

Kyp said...

We, Fire and Ice
More than just vending machines
Sheep moon FTW

9-14-2007 @ 12:36PM

Beppu said...

I am a big bear
I have a furry behind
Always in the way

9-14-2007 @ 1:06PM

Buuty said...

five syllable start
seven Syllable middle
five syllable end

9-14-2007 @ 1:09PM

Mordrod said...

Arcane talent points--
Boosting damage bonuses,
The rich taste of flame.

9-14-2007 @ 1:13PM

Yeng said...

I am the warlock
Succubus, is my summons
Watch her smack her ass

9-14-2007 @ 1:14PM

chebu said...

sap your ass all day
send you to the graveyard
horde pwns ally scum

9-14-2007 @ 1:16PM

chebu said...

lol, miscounted

9-14-2007 @ 1:28PM

Paw said...

Queuetip thats not nice
It was not even funny
Get better jokes friend

I reiterate
Is this the best for today
Haiku threads are lame

I guess it must be
Here we are sounding silly
I guess I can play

9-14-2007 @ 2:32PM

Arbusto said...

Not doing the haiku, I took part in that thread way too much as it is.

Blizz bounced it between general and off-topic several times. It actually angers me that it was put in off-topic at all.

9-14-2007 @ 2:58PM

AEWayfarer said...

Rogue

Unrestful Silence,
Malicious Rhythm and Stealth,
Painful Death Befalls

9-14-2007 @ 5:29PM

Taeo said...

i find them funny
these people writing haiku
not knowing the rules

lrn2575?

9-14-2007 @ 5:35PM

Taeo said...

Frost Mage

I thought I was safe
as you beat on my ice block
Damn you mass dispel

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