One of the funniest threads I've ever seen on the WoW forums starts out in a fairly innocuous way: "One time my Astral Recall crit ... Found myself in New York," wrote the shaman Spaceshock. From that, the thread evolved into a pure being of win and awesome, as other players imagined what would happen if some of their abilities crit. The best include:
- One time my Tame Beast crit, and I ended up with a litter of kittens.
- One time my Lay on Hands crit, and I got sued for sexual harassment.
- One time my Ritual of Doom crit, and Kil'jaeden showed up.
- One time my Detect Traps crit, and I realized the rebuilt Death Star was fully operational.
- One time my Drain Soul critted and, well, it is really useless in the end and death is really the only thing to look forward to. Death is preferable to the endless swirling darkness that is the way we treat each other at the best of times.
- One time my Track Hidden crit and I found Osama.
- One time my Volley crit, and we had to fight in the shade.
- One time my Recklessness crit. I ran eighty-seven red lights, took eleven cars off the road, and smashed into a Wal-Mart.
- One time my Summon Treants crit, and I saved the rainforest.
What do your abilities do when they crit?
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7-15-2007 @ 7:37PM
Rothoscand said...
One time my Divine Shield crit and suddenly I was in the Pope-mobile.
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7-15-2007 @ 7:45PM
brendan said...
One time my Inner Fire crit and I found myself in intensive care.
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7-15-2007 @ 8:04PM
Liquidis said...
One time my Vanish crit and it worked.
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7-15-2007 @ 8:06PM
nate said...
One time my herbalism crit... and i was high for days.
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7-15-2007 @ 8:12PM
TenaciousT said...
One time my Vanish crit and it worked.
Hahahaha.
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7-15-2007 @ 8:13PM
Krishan said...
LOL found Osama ^^
What a funny post- makes me glad I'm a part of the WoW community to laugh at this and to have my mate behind me wonder wtf I'm laughing at :)
One time...oh I wont even bother trying to be funny ^^
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7-15-2007 @ 8:14PM
Krishan said...
hehe contributing to my last post-
I saw this as a reply on the forums and it make me lol IRL.
" One time my spell steal crit and I turned into a Warlock "
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7-15-2007 @ 8:16PM
Krishan said...
Lol sorry to spam but there just too funny ^^
" One time my Vanish crit, and I got disconnected"
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7-15-2007 @ 8:29PM
Niyx said...
One time my feint crit.
I awoke in a daze several hours later.
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7-15-2007 @ 8:30PM
Jas said...
One time my Freeze Trap crit and I got the blue screen of death.
I tried.....!
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7-15-2007 @ 8:33PM
Shotgunbadger said...
One time my Taunt crit and my party aggroed me.
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7-15-2007 @ 8:33PM
Krishan said...
Last Post I promise ^^
" One time my Distracting Shot crit, and the mob got ADD. "
" One time my Lifebloom crit, and the target got pregnant. "
" One time my Summon:Eye of Killrog crit and all of Killrog appeared "
" One time my microphone crit and I got kicked from vent. "
LOL Damn American Forums are sooo much more funnier then the EU (QQ) ones.
In my case I guess one time my post crit and I posted various times :P
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7-15-2007 @ 8:34PM
Acariquara said...
Last time my Corruption crit, GW got elected.
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7-15-2007 @ 8:57PM
Scott said...
One time in band camp...wait, wrong thread.
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7-15-2007 @ 9:02PM
Chris Anthony said...
One time my Kill Command crit... and Nagrand still hasn't respawned.
One time my Summon Charger crit, and I turned into a mount vendor.
One time my Arcane Intellect crit, and Marilyn vos Savant started writing in to /my/ column.
-Chris A.
http://www.etherjammer.com/blog/
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7-15-2007 @ 9:06PM
Adam said...
One time my Bear Form crit and, well, you've seen the movie Grizzly Man right?
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7-15-2007 @ 9:09PM
Trancet said...
One time my Ice Block crit, and caused an ice age
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7-15-2007 @ 9:09PM
epsilon343 said...
I suppose I'll give this a shot, can't guarantee quality here...
One time my Heroic Strike crit and Stormwind shut down for weeks.
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7-15-2007 @ 9:10PM
Maureen said...
One time my fairie fire crit. and Tinkerbell lost her job.
I tried!
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7-15-2007 @ 9:25PM
khaosworks said...
One time my Misdirect crit, and the mob aggro'd to Pluto.
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