I really wanted to share this with you guys, but I couldn't think of a good place to put it. So instead, we'll turn it into a Breakfast Topic, and you guys can share some of your favorite WoW jokes.I love this, from the EU Forums:
Q: What do a noob and a rogue have in common?
A: They both pick locks!
HA! A while back I posted another warlock joke that still makes me laugh (I guess everyone wants to pick on warlocks), but if you've got any other WoW jokes (or jokes that have been adapted to fit the WoW setting), let us hear them, the cornier the better.
Ok, one more:
Q: What do Undead Tauren say?
A: Boo.
HA! Ok, one more:
Q: How many CMs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, it's working as intended.
HAHAHAHA!
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4-25-2007 @ 7:57AM
Jorane said...
:lol: Mike, have you been drinking again?
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4-25-2007 @ 8:02AM
Gitr said...
A gnome, a human, and a dwarf walk into a bar...GAH! I forgot the rest.
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4-25-2007 @ 8:06AM
mewyn said...
There was one I heard a few weeks back, "Improved sap comes from tree druids."
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4-25-2007 @ 8:17AM
Klysandral said...
One of our Warlocks was in a group party last week doing Underbog instance when the warrior in the group told him off for ninjing the soul shards
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4-25-2007 @ 8:23AM
Savok said...
If census stats are anything to go by, noobs still pick rogues and hunters.
That last one is great though
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4-25-2007 @ 8:57AM
BaboonNL said...
What did the Murloc say to the bold Tauren?
GARBLRRBLRBLRLRBLRBLRRBL.
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4-25-2007 @ 8:58AM
Larawen said...
"I am a pally short and stout!
Here is my hammer, here is my mount.
When I see a horde I scream and shout!
Pop my bubble and hearthstone out."
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4-25-2007 @ 9:45AM
Matt said...
I like that lock joke.
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4-25-2007 @ 9:53AM
Mad Cow said...
lolz @ 7
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4-25-2007 @ 10:01AM
Todd said...
Good call with the CM's... it's highly appropriate and accurate.
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4-25-2007 @ 10:14AM
Sozay said...
A warlock, warrior and paladin are all drinking at an inn.
"Did I ever tell you about the time I fought 100 demons?", asked the warrior. The warlock and paladin grumbled and nodded in agreement. "Yeah, I fought all 100, and all 100 died!", the warrior proclaimed.
The warlock raised his glass and said, "Yeah? Well I once fought 200 arakkoa and they all died!"
The paladin chimed in, "Yeah? One time I fought 300 murlocs...and no one died."
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4-25-2007 @ 10:18AM
Laurens Holst said...
“There’s no point crying over lost spidersilk!”
Ohohohoho!
~Grauw
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4-25-2007 @ 10:23AM
Rokza said...
Your mom's an epic mount
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4-25-2007 @ 11:02AM
Ash said...
"Behind every successful mage is an OOM priest"
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4-25-2007 @ 11:10AM
Franchi said...
@13
Lol that's awesome
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4-25-2007 @ 11:16AM
Sylythn said...
Paladins do it with a god's blessing...unless of course they're being being difficult - then we capture them and keep them in the basement.
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4-25-2007 @ 11:49AM
Flit said...
@11: best joke here.
Here's one i heard a ways back
"Is all rain in Mulgore a Taurential Downpour?"
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4-25-2007 @ 12:16PM
AkinPsYcHoTicK said...
"Rogue's do it from behind, but Pally's use protection"
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4-25-2007 @ 12:18PM
10pound said...
#13............you are the MASTAH!
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4-25-2007 @ 12:47PM
The Cannabis Connoisseur said...
Don't quit your day job, comedy isn't your forte...
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