Let me preface this by saying that I absolutely love the tonks. I cackle with fiendish glee anytime one of my guild mates pulls out a tonk while we're waiting on the rest of the group to get to an instance. Tonk wars are no end of fun.One of the things that has been conspicuously absent from the game for some time was more mini-games like the tonks at the Darkmoon Faire. Sure, you get the Battered Steam Tonk Controller as a quest reward in the Bone Wastes, but I already have a tonk. I had hopes when I did the Arcano Scorpid quest in Shadowmoon Valley... It seems like you should be able to battle them. But sadly enough, as a guild mate and I found out, once you've turned in the quest, you can no longer control the arcano scorpids. (We can only guess that it is still possible that you can battle them, considering they have attacks that only work on other arcano scorpids. But you'd have to never turn in the quest to be able to continue playing.) And yes, you can do the bombing run over and over in Hellfire, but without actually playing against another person, where is the challenge in it?
So, what we'd like to propose is for Blizzard to actually build in some form of mini-games. Not a true PVP thing, like dueling or battlegrounds, but something of a smaller and potentially sillier bent. Like giving folks control of the arcano scorpids after the quest is completed. That way you could play Scorpid Battle Mechs to break up the monotony of puking your guts out while searching for that one perfectly ripe Arakkoa egg. Or hey, how about making those non-combat pets useful and let us fight them against each other? I can just see it now... Magical Crawdad, I choose you!
Well, okay, maybe that last bit is all me.
The quest for new toys could be used to revitalize old content like, say, the old L60 instances. Collect trinkets from the old bosses and turn them in for some form of uber-toy. Perhaps a Mecha BattleYeti based off the Mechanical Yetis you get in Winterspring, or how about having your very own Killer Rabbit a-la Monty Python? I think most of us would fall all over ourselves to get another yeti that actually fights. (Or hey, let engineers make ones that fight, perhaps? I'm sure they'd love a new schematic!)
Battling with new pets/toys would be fun, much like my beloved tonk has been. Other options could include something like the Texas Hold 'Em mod that proved the bane of many a Raid Leader, or the /gems game, which started a Tetris-like game to kill time while you waited for your raiding party to get assembled.
Then again, maybe it's just me who wants to play with toys while waiting around for a raid group to form up... What do you all think?
















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4-19-2007 @ 12:32PM
Masema said...
"Or hey, how about making those non-combat pets useful and let us fight them against each other?"
I fully support this idea, I would love to have this option!
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4-19-2007 @ 12:42PM
Krystalle Voecks said...
Just think of all the battles you could have with the non-combat pets. Murky vs. Mr. Wiggles in a three-round deathmatch! Lil' Smokey vs. Zergling! The mind boggles, really.
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4-19-2007 @ 12:54PM
Metaphyzxx said...
Or let your in game character play the TCG... using 'loot' cards as an ingame reward to get new cards... Heck if nothing else, itd probably sell more tcg cards.
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4-19-2007 @ 12:54PM
spiral prophet said...
That would be cool.. Then we could get some underground illegal cockfighting with gambling and what not FTW!!!
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4-19-2007 @ 1:00PM
Krystalle Voecks said...
Spiral: I could see using Mecha-chickens for that. They could just use the existing models as opposed to having to draw out full roosters. :D
Matt: I admit I'm not terriby good at poker myself, but I'd imagine my guild mates would love to stomp me (especially if it involved gold) in a round of poker while waiting around for groups to form. Although I still think I'd be better in pet battles.
Metaphyzxx: That's a thought. Something like the mini-card game in Final Fantasy 8 perhaps, although based on the real-life TCG? I could see occasional rare cards being used as part of the mini-card-game, much like rare cards give in-game items now.
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4-19-2007 @ 1:14PM
Derbeste said...
My name is Derbeste and I support this add.
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4-19-2007 @ 1:28PM
Jenet said...
RE: poker, my guild currently plays poker while we wait for things. we just /rand 10000 99999, so you get a hand. For example, 30207 is a pair of 0 which is low. 39997 is triple 9s. We've had a few four of a kinds, and once saw a number in the high 999xxs, I can't remember just how high it was.
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4-19-2007 @ 1:28PM
Strongmark on Arthas said...
I wanna see my little Father's Winter Helper kick some butt against another little mini gnome.
We could even gamble on them... like cock fights. haha, that would be awesome.
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4-19-2007 @ 1:28PM
Strongmark on Arthas said...
I really gotta start reading other people's comments... i thought i was all genious with the cock fighting thing...
dammit...
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4-19-2007 @ 1:30PM
Omegi said...
I got this http://thottbot.com/i23767 the other day and have yet to find an engineer that will buy it. Perhaps I will make a trade for a few to be made for the pattern.
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4-19-2007 @ 1:36PM
Ekimus said...
Let us not forget two, fun-for-about-2-seconds, items
Happy Fun Rock: http://www.wowhead.com/?item=18640
Heavy Leather Ball: http://www.wowhead.com/?item=1866
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4-19-2007 @ 1:45PM
Krystalle Voecks said...
Omegi: If I was lucky enough to get that, you can bet I'd be forking it over to my Hunter class officer (who is also one of the elder engineers in my guild) because he's just as addicted to tonks as I am. Any deal I cut for that pattern would definitely have to involve me getting a robot to play with!
Jenet: Sounds like a neat way to do it, but doesn't that take the bluff aspect out of it? If it was straight rolls, I'd be in trouble! I'm one of those people who rolls in the single digits most of the time, no matter what. O.o
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4-19-2007 @ 1:50PM
Rihlsul said...
Haha, don't forget Ekimus, both of those can be used in a Dodgeball event.
Go-go-Guild Relations forum for silly events and other awesome Guild things.
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=12052659&sid=1#6
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4-19-2007 @ 2:03PM
Dixi said...
I would love for my pets to attack critters. I think my mechanical squirrel could do some real damage. :)
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4-19-2007 @ 2:06PM
Matt said...
Some form of gambling FTW!!! Poker, black jack, or some Blizzard made up game. Let me Gamble GP's with NPC's and other players. Almost every RFG has some form of gambling and I always wondered why Blizzard left this out.
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4-19-2007 @ 2:12PM
Krystalle Voecks said...
Rihlsul: That's a brilliant thread! Pardon me while I steal some ideas for fun and silliness at my next guild meeting. (all due credit, of course) Currently, we have a round of "Nogginfogger Roulette" planned for the next one.
Tseran: I'm not familiar with the game, but it sounds like it was a lot of fun! There again, if it was half as much fun as you make it sound like, you realize you're giving Blizzard the ideas with which to addict all of us even further. hehe
Ekimus: I love those too. The problem with those (for me) has always been that it causes people who don't want to play to get involved. Someone always throws the rock to someone afk or otherwise busy, and it winds up sitting in their bag until much later. I can't tell you how many Happy Fun Rocks I've lost that way.
Juliette: That is so cool! Sadly, I turned in the quest already, so I can't fight with them anymore. :(
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4-19-2007 @ 2:17PM
Juliette said...
You can indeed fight eachother as arcano scorpids. My partner and I did the quest at the same time and it didn't take very long for us to notice that they had abilities that could be used against other arcano scorpids...
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4-19-2007 @ 2:42PM
Asynchronous said...
The problem with the Crashin' Thrashin' Robots that engineers make is that they're BoP. So you need to get your hands on a world drop recipe, and find another engineer who also has.
That said, I reeaaally want to get my hands one.
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4-19-2007 @ 2:43PM
Krystalle Voecks said...
Doh! That's what I get for getting all excited about them and not paying attention to that whole BOP thing. Bummer.
/shakes fist
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4-19-2007 @ 3:51PM
Jenet said...
I have a thrashin robot. and I'm 3-1 against the other guildie who has one. I also tear her up in tonk battles.
But the bluffing thing for the poker isn't really in effect. We just all give gold to a central person, or pay up to the winner, and play 1 gold hands.
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