Reader Sylythn dropped this in our comment box, and we thank him for it: Jahan from Firetree has written a guide on the forums called "How to Pick Up Women, WoW Style." For males out there (or females, I assume, with just a few modifications) that can control aggro in any 5-man instance, but can't get a date, this is the guide for you.Unfortunately the guide itself is too long for me to reprint here (sorry, those of you at work, you'll just have to come back and visit us this weekend), but it provides some general tips for making sure the "loot drops." Jahan has set up a strategy where, when pulling women in groups of 2 or more, the offtank is able to take aggro on the trash mob, leaving the main tank to engage the primary target. A rogue may come for larger groups, and his strategy is to, if possible, pull the secondary boss off, vanish away in his separate car, and collect his own loot drop. If you know what we mean.
And after the bar instance has been run, Jahan has another guide: How to Date, WoW Style. It covers such topics as buffs necessary for the dating encounter (I can personally recommend the Just Paid and Old Spice buffs), and what to do to get through the Restaurant Phase, the Movie Phase, and the all-important last 20% (you'll want to pour on DPS, but watch that aggro).
Both guides are great stuff. Can't wait to see his next guide on Heroic Mode dating, which I'm guessing involves a special ring just to get attuned.
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3-09-2007 @ 11:55AM
Ragbar said...
Hahaha, god I am SO GLAD I'm taking a half day today
Grr, one more hour to read this.
By the way that picture brings the LOLZ
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3-09-2007 @ 12:50PM
Lenny said...
Very nice, this makes perfect sense me being a Mage and all. I'll have to see if I can help with the kiting mobs to a residence...
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3-09-2007 @ 1:03PM
Karl said...
I'll stick to taking on as many adds as possible along with the boss...
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3-09-2007 @ 1:20PM
Obmulap said...
Yes, but you just have to be cautious of the ones that look like ogres and murlocs....
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3-09-2007 @ 3:06PM
Clem said...
Is this an appropriate place to pull a Leeroy Jenkins?
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3-09-2007 @ 5:04PM
Variblex said...
http://www.mysterymethod.com >> wanna learn about dating go pua ...ftw
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3-09-2007 @ 6:47PM
Acariquara said...
Ah yes... I have tanked quite a few Elite Aberrations for friends. Trouble is, if you pop too much consumables while drawing aggro to yourself, the debuff "Beer goggles" occur and you may end up going to melee range inadvertently.
I won't go into much details, but be warned, you will have to endure a nasty repair bill, and possible some ressurrection sickness the following morning.
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3-10-2007 @ 4:27PM
Kabe said...
Adorable. :)
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3-12-2007 @ 9:13AM
Rassama said...
Thanks for linking to classic thread! A thread that is now mirrored on our guild forums :D
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3-17-2007 @ 11:48PM
Randy said...
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4-02-2007 @ 12:39PM
Alex T said...
Can't wait to see the rest of the guide... LMAO
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