Sweet. That is just too [Sebudai] &%$#ing [/sebudai] sweet.

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"That probably means you don't want to buff on the pull, shoot on the pull, look at the mob funny on the pull ..."

Hilarious :) And painfully true!

D

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damn! Sebudai should be knitting with old ladies instead of playing wow... lol

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This has inspired me to go back to school to become a rocket surgeon, whatever that is.

I wonder if these types are really that mad all the time or if it's more of a drill sergeant thing where that's their method of keeping people in line. Either way, it's good entertainment for the rest of us.

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This guy is my idol.

I want a raid leader like him, hate idiots :P.

Lets all migrate to doomhammer :D

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I'm waiting for the screen shot of the guild /gquiting then this guy in guild chat asking why everyone is leaving.

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It's actually pretty sad. Not the Leader venting. Atleast he is being brutally honest.

What's sad is someone is putting up with the abuse for loot.

Anyone in that guild deserves every bit of crap for staying in it.

His guild ...is sad. Why do they even play warcraft? I doubt they are having any fun.

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@6 He'd probably just call them all names.

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"God I hate people. There isn't a bus big enough to run over all the people I hate."

LOL!

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FWIW Sebudai runs the most successful guild on our server.

http://www.juggernautguild.com/

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At least he doesn't use leetspeak

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ROFLMFAO Thank you to Anorax @ 10 for posting that link so that I could go to their About Us page which in addition to other things listed Member Conduct.

In part, member conduct states: We expect our members to behave and interract with other players in a mature and civilized manner. We expect our members to be polite and fair at all times.

Sebudai, you completely obliterate that portion of Member Conduct with your Raidleading! Ohhhhhh my, I needed that today.

ROFLMFAO

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Oh yes, and my favorite:

It's pretty easy to figure out how much DPS you're doing as a corpse on the ground.

My ribs hurt.... LOL

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IT'S NOT ROCKET SURGERY ftw...

I've got to start using that in everyday conversation.

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Not to be a sourpuss, but am I the only one who finds this not funny at all? I mean, this is not your average everyday teasing, but rather textbook "abusive dad"-style criticism. This guy is viciously demaning to people "under" him, provides no constructive feedback, and confuses a person's foibles at a *game* with their value as a person.

The fact that we're viewing this as funny somehow is sad - this guy is just a sad dude who chooses to express himself in a really bitter and hateful way. The fact is that, in real life, this mode of relating is very often a prelude to serious violence. (And given the fact that he's chewing out his "subordinates," it reminds me most of violence perpatrated against kids. Happens a lot.)

Applauding it just seems a bit immature to me.

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Ive had this happen alot in raids. People need to chill and learn that not everyone can read your mind and know exactly what to do. Shit happens so if someone dies in a raid, a healer doesnt cast fast enough, MT cant hold aggro, or you have a wipe or two you really shouldnt sweat it.

Only time I got mad at anyone in WoW is when our MT in scholo had lvl 30-40 armor and wasnt using a shield. Even then I didnt tell him that he cant play his class or anyhting like that.

Ive had people pst me during a raid saying stuff like Sebudai says, I usually ignore them because I am there for the lewt and have no time for complaining.

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It's funny because I've felt the same way as some of the things he says. If someone is in a raid and they lolligaging, they are wasting 39 other peoples time. If nothing gives him the right to call them out; then nothing gives them the right to waste MY (and 39 other peoples) Time. You can only tell them so many times before you kick them, or ream them in the hopes they'll improve.

So, for those that dislike what he's saying; ask yourself if you'll ever see anything past MC. Chances are - NO. It's a logistics nightmare to get 40 people together for a high end raid.

There are those that want to be the best, and those that don't. His guild is one that wants to be elite (in this game); and it's no different than people that want to be the best at anything else.

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Sebudai is a god! all these lines are freakin' hilarious :D

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Most of these comments scream to me "I have never done a cutting edge encounter or even raided past molten core in my entire life."

Not everything is TANK THE ADDS, KILL THE BOSS. One person screwing around is all it takes to destroy a naxx encounter and when you're blowing 15 gold worth of consumables and repairs every death it's a serious problem

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Maybe he needs to go back and review his basic requirements for joining his own guild:



Nevertheless, it was quite amusing, but yeah I'd have quit his ass in the middle of the raid.

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